October 15th, 2009 by MySpace Bulletins

1. A genie pops out of a bottle and offers to grant you three wishes. What would they be (you can’t wish for more wishes) and why?
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2)
3)

2. You are given four free tickets to your favorite sporting event…who do you take with you?

3. You have a chance to go backstage and meet any band of your choice – who do you choose?

4. If you could make $150,000 a year doing any job in the world, what would it be? Where would you want to live?

5. God visits you in a dream one night. In the dream He asks you exactly what you want in your lifetime companion – what traits do you tell God to put into the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with?

6. Looking back on your life thus far, what are some of your accomplishments that you are most proud of?

7. You are 65 years old, have been saving for retirement and now have the money to retire and live comfortably. What do you do with the rest of your life? Where do you live? Where do you go?

8. You win the Powerball lottery of $360 million dollars. Do you take the lump sum amount of approximately $190 million or do you take the payout of approximately $1 million a month for the next 30 years?

9. What do you want to accomplish in the next 5 years? Where do you see yourself at that time?

10. You win a contest and get to choose any destination in the world to visit for 2 weeks, all expenses paid. Where do you go?

August 17th, 2009 by MySpace Bulletins

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”, “I’m
broke!” and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
morning.”

What part of broke do you not understand?

August 17th, 2009 by MySpace Bulletins

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this….
If you don’t resend this then your love life will be doomed for
eternity…

November 22nd, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

How old are you/will you be on your golden bday?

Are you the oldest child in your fam?

have you ever eaten the worm?

have you ever done the walk of shame?

do you ever play hookie from life?

What is the last trick you learned?

Why did you have to learn that trick?

Did it work?

Do you lie for gain?

have you ever been wrong and not admitted it?

have you ever been right and not admitted it?

do you chew your nails?

do you say burp or belch?

do you have inside animals?

do you give $ to panhandlers?

would you speak up if you saw a fight in public?

In private?

Do you think anyone can make art?

are you a list person?

do you believe love conquers all?

even taboo relationships?

can you wiggles your ears?

can you wiggle anything else?

ever do something you didnt want to just to keep peace?

do you day dream?

do you have a favorite quote from your grandma or pa?

ever act like you dont know your family in public?

have you ever picked someone elses flowers?

have you ever played in the rain

Live to ride?

ride to live?

M/cycle Helmets?

CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT?

If you had to pick a body part to live with out what would it be?

blood type?

ever broken any bones?

ever broken any of YOUR bones?

can you kick the habit?

Do you believe the future is UNKNOWN?

who is your favorite cook?

Pie or cake?

beer whiskey or wine?

Do you have a fav number?

why?

Word association-

I say -Bush you say-

I say-Party Liquor you say-

I say early you say-

I say truck boat you say-

I say HEY you say-

I say please you say-

I say PAH-leeeeez you say

I say G-Love you say-

Do you answer your phone on the first ring?

Have you ever let Jehovahs Wintnesses inside?

Have you ever been lied to, found out and continued to believe the lie?

If someone offerered you money would you take ?

Is there a such thing as no strings attached relationship?

Ever have one?

Are you friends with a former enemy?

If so, why?

Are you enemies with a former friend?

If so why?

Have you ever pierced someones body part for them?

Did you wear pleather in the 80’s (for the oldies)?

Mullet?

Do you have pics of either being worn?

Can we see those pics?

Ever play dominos?

Pizza-You like red, pesto or NO sauce?

Ever kill a deer?

With a car?

With a gun?

Ever make homemade sausage?

Home of the double decker pizza is..?

scariest place in the world?

salt or pepper?

salt or Pepa?

Ever lost your groove?

ever get it back?

how?

November 22nd, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

1. What is your current mood?

2. Is your family multi-racial?

3. Is America truly “the land of the free?”

4. How much do you care about your appearance?

5. Do you have a favorite period in history that you love to study?

6. What are your favorite kinds of jokes?

7. Do you make to-do lists?

8. If you’re quiet for an extended period of time, what does it most likely mean?

9. Could you date a smoker?

10. What’s your ideal job (not career, just something that pays the bills but is still enjoyable?

11. Where is your favorite place to hang out besides your house?

12. What is a song that truly changed your life?

13. Do you remember the day you got your first MySpace?

14. What is one food you despise?

15. What are your opinions on open/multi-partner relationships?

16. Could you care for a terminally ill person?

17. Do you drop your cell phone frequently?

18. Name a TV show you could watch over and over on DVD.

19. What brand and flavor toothpaste do you use?

20. What are your favorite kinds of books to read?