November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE… L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX… CUZ ITS A SECRET… THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN… YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING ” IF YOU HAD ME ALONE…
November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins
First Name:
Single or Taken:
Sex:
Birthdate:
Siblings:
Eye color:
Height:
Innie or Outie:
What are you wearing right now?
Righty or lefty:
Can you make a dollar in change right now:
November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins
Favorite place to shop:
Favorite kind of pants:
Color:
Number(s):
Animal:
Drink:
Sport(s):
Fast-Food Place:
Month:
Juice:
Breakfast:
Favorite cartoon character(s):
November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins
Men:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the
truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20’s)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically
called “prostatic congestion.”
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves “attractive” (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term “natural”, 24% say
they have “average” looks, 8% prefer the
term “feminine”, 7% say they are “good looking”,
and 7% say they are “cute”, and finally only 2% of
women say they are “sexy”.
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won’t get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better – [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
If you don’t post this then you will have bad sex
for 7 years (who wants that?)
November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins
Two years ago….
How old were you?
Where did you go to school?
Where did you work?
Where did you live?
Where did you hang out?
How was your hair style?
Did you wear glasses?
Who was your regular-person crush?
How many tattoos did you have?
How many piercings did you have?
What car did you drive?
What was your worst fear?
Had you smoked a cigarette?
You been arrested?
Had your heart broken?
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
**HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!**
How old are you?
Where do you work?
Where do you go to school?
Where do you live?
Where do you hang out?
Do you wear glasses?
What is your hairstyle?
Who are your best friends?
Still talk to any of your old friends?
Who is your current interest?
How many piercings?
How many tattoos?
What kind of car do you have?
What is your biggest fear?
Have you been arrested since if so how many times total?
Has your heart been broken?
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:
REPOST AS “how much have YOU changed in 2 years?”
