November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

WHO..WHAT..WHEN..WHERE..WHY?

THE WHOS-

1. Who is in the room with you?

2. Who is the last person to text you?

3. Whose house did you last go to?

4. Who was the last person you told you love them?

-THE WHATS-

5. What was the last thing you ate?

6. What was the last thing you did?

7. What color pants are you wearing?

8. What is the closest item near you that is blue?

9. What are you wearing on your feet?

10. What instant messaging service do you use?

11. What is your favorite website?

12. What is your favorite pair of shoes?

13. What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?

14. What is the last movie watched?

15. What do you currently hear right now?

-THE WHENS-

16. When is your birthday?

17.When did you last go to the mall?

18. When did you last buy a new pair of pants?

19. When did you last take a shower?

-THE WHERES-

20. Where is your favorite place to be?

21. Where is your phone?

22. Where is your mom?

23. Where do you sleep?

24. Where do you shop the most?

25. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?

26. Where in your house are you?

27. Where was your default MySpace picture taken?

-THE WHY’S-

28. Why did you fall in love with the one you love or have loved?

29. Why does, basically, half the world have myspace?

30. Why did you pick your MySpace user name?

31. Why did you pick your background?

32. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

COMPANY STATS

This is frightening! Can you imagine working for a company that has a

little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud *19

have been accused of writing bad checks *117 have directly or indirectly

bankrupted at least 2 businesses *3 have done time for assault *71 cannot

get a credit card due to bad credit *14 have been arrested on drug-related

charges *8 have been arrested for shoplifting *21 are currently defendants

in lawsuits *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that

crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us

in line.

November 1st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

This is creepy!

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going…Don’t stop…

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Think of either a man’s or woman’s name that begins with the last letter in the animal’s name.

Almost there…

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level.

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the person’s name?!

Of course not!!!

Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail games!

Don’t tell the secret to others, just send them this e-mail!