November 3rd, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

Are you a proud parent?
How many kids do you have?
What are the ages?
Boy(s) or girl(s)?
How old were you when you had your first child?
Was it planned?
Do you regret it?
When were your kid(s) born?
Do you plan on having more?
Do you have more than one baby daddy/momma?
Do you love your baby daddy/momma/
Are you stiil with this person?
Are you married to this person?
Is this person a good parent to your kid(s)?
Do you live with this person
Do you have a happy family?
Do your kid(s) look like you or the dad/mom?
Do your kids have proud grandparents?
What did you want your kid(s) first words to be?
What was their first words?
Is being a parent hard?
Do you put your kid(s) before everything?
Do you have a job?
Is your child in school or grown up?
If yo plan to have more wiil it be with a previous baby daddy/momma?
Is that person the love of your life?
Do you have a mommas boy or a daddys little girl?
Are you looking forward to being a grandparent someday?

November 2nd, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
What is something you have always wanted to try?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
Do you have any sexual regrets?
If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
How Important is sex in your life?
How Important is love in your life?
What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
Do you believe in make-up sex?
Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
Who did you lose your virginity to?
When and Where did you lose your virginity?
If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?
Where would you have sex in public?
Would you ever have sex while at work?
Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?
Would you have sex in the rain?
What movie makes you horny?
What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?
How many do you wish you could have?
What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural?
Would you have sex in a dressing room?
What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
What sounds do you make during sex?
What words do you love to hear during sex?
What do you yell during an orgasm?
How many times a week do you like to have sex?
Do you want to try the 69 position?
What are your three fav. positions?
What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
Top or Bottom?
Bedroom or other room?
Lights on or off?
Public or Private?
Partially or Entirely naked?
Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets
Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
Standing up or Laying down
Soft or Firm touch?
Under Covers or On top?
Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?
Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?
Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
Any New Positions you havent done but want to try?
Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
Are there any secret desires you have never told?
Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
What is your favorite thing about sex?
What is your favorite sexual setting?
Whats your Favorite position?
Would you ever work out nude?
Would you have sex on the bench press?
Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
Who was on your mind while you did this survey?

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Giving ………head……. massages the jaw….while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent…………………….12 cal
without………………….187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands……………………..8 cal
With one hand…………………….12 cal
With mouth………………………..85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ……………………… 6 cal
soft……………………..315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target……………….8 cal
Finding G spot ………………….92 cal

I don’t F***ing care…………………0 cal

Entry
Holding her………………12 cal
On the floor……………..8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary……………………..358 cal
Doggy………………………316 cal
69 lying………………………….286 cal
69 standing………………………..512 cal
Italian hanger…………………….912 cal

Orgasm

Real…………………………..112 cal

Faking…………………………..315 cal

After “O”
Lying in Bed……………………….18 cal
Hop off the bed……………………….36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off………..816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm………………………32 cal
Rushing…………………….98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door………….1218 ca
Heard her dad opening the door………….1942 cal

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