that special someone

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

A heart breaks and a whole world crumbles.
I know and some of you might know what this feels like.
The pain is indescribeable. The world feels like it won’t go on. The guy thinks (or girl) that it just won’t “WORK OUT BETWEEN US”
or “WE’RE JUST TOO DIFFERENT” And you’re heart sinks and you just smile and try to act like it doesn’t get to you.
What I have to say to you is, cry a little, then get over it. Move on to something better. If this guy doesn’t want to be with you, forget him!

Or maybe you were the one to crush a spirit. You just didn’t feel the magic and it just couldn’t go on. You go to him (or her) planning out what you’re going to say and still get your words caught in your throat. You stammer a bit and everything comes out in a flood of feelings and words in a blur. You look into his eyes and tell he’s trying to be strong, but tears well. Your heart breaks almost as much as his.
My advice to you is, don’t feel guilty, you did what you had to do. If you don’t like this guy, you can’t force yourself to like him. Just forget about the guilt and move on.

Others have a special crush or puppy dog love on someone who is left completely in the dark. You watch him from afar and hope that all of a sudden he will notice you and ask you out. You don’t tell him anything because you’re afraid he might not like you back or worse, laugh.
This is the worst kind if problem. You like him, but are too chicken to say a thing. Just build up all of your courage and do it fast. One swift movement like a band-aid. Another way would just be to ask him in a note, but give it to him in person and make sure you get it back and destroy it later. And if he says no, big whoop, not like you were that interested anyways (or so you tell him)

People like me have just given up altogether. We have experienced more heartbreak and hardships than you could realize, and won’t be the same. Even though my outlook on life is bleak and cold there is still a chance for those innocents who have yet to be struck by such aches.

add here:

When you get this add your name and a piece of advice for those who are caught up in love. Even if you don’t have anything else to say, just forward this on, not because of a threat, just because you understand what its trying to say.
If you chose to forward this, post it as “that special someone”

For the NOT so good relationship

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

I know how to push all my wife’s buttons … now if I could
only find the one marked OFF!

I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I never
believed in hell until I met you.

Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t
help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking?

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not
here to ruin it for me.

They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly ass.

When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that nwe’ve broke up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.

I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.

So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here.

If you were to kiss me..

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

what type of kiss
[ ] french
[ ] peck

what position
[ ] standing
[ ] sitting
[ ] lying down

if standing where would we be
[ ] in a public place like the mall
[ ] outside somewhere like an open feild..empty lot
[ ] on my..your front pourch.. back deck

if sitting what..where will we be siiting in
[ ] in a car
[ ] in a big chair
[ ] in the movies

if lying down what..where would we be lying down on
[ ] my..your bed
[ ] a picknick bench..table
[ ] a desk..table

if we were outside what would the weather be like
[ ] rain and thunder
[ ] hot..humid
[ ] snowy
[ ] cloudy
[ ] clear skies nice spring breeze

what time of day..night
[ ] ealy morning 1:00 am
[ ] late morning 10:00 am
[ ] afternoon 12:00 pm
[ ] late afternoon 3:00 pm
[ ] evening 5:00 pm
[ ] early night 8:00 pm
[ ] late night 11:00 pm

where would ur hands be
[ ] up my shirt
[ ] in ur hands
[ ] hugging me
[ ] around my neck

lastly what would our kiss lead to
[ ] a few more short and sweet kisses..pecks
[ ] some toucking
[ ] most likely sex
[ ] make out session
[ ] a medium to long meaningful kiss

wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] i dont care

repost this as ” IF YOU WERE TO KISS ME”
and see ur what people responces are

The Uncrush Game

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

I decided to take a new spin on the “Secret Crush Game.” What you must do is reply to me informing me that you do not have a crush on me. If you do not reply to me, I will assume that you have a crush on me, and will therefore commence harassing you… and you know you wouldn’t want that.

Remember to be completely honest. This is just between you and me… until I tell the whole world you hate me and you’re a complete jerk for not having a crush on me, that is.

Repost this in the next 5 minutes and 0 zeptoseconds–no later, no sooner–or you will, at precisely 1 minute, 2 seconds and 54 microseconds past midnight tonight, suffer a fatal injury from a gang of kabob-wielding ninja monkeys in Spongebob Squarepants boxers.

19 ways to win a girls heart….

October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don’t make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON’T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she’ll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don’t let your friends talk trash about her, it’ll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even “i love you”

Girls – repost this if you think it’s sweet

Guys – repost this if you would do any of it

….by opening this…. you have been given bad luck for 2 months 4days and 7min, but if you repost this bulletin guys will get the girl they want and girls will get the guy they want within 1 month from 2 day.

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