Gotta Do It

November 4th, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

Have you had sex within the past 24 hours?
Are you gay?
Do you have hairy legs?
Are you sick?
Do you smoke, anything?
Do you like monkeys?
How many fillings do you have?
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator?
Have you ever read the Bible?
Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Do you wear a lot of black?
Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Have you ever hugged a tree?
Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Do you wish you lived somewhere else?
Describe your hair
Are you a wilderbeast?
Do you like to have fun?
Are you a drama queen?
Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Do you like mayonaise?
Are you afraid to die?
Do you like playing in leaves?
Are you horny right now?
Have you ever bought shoes that cost more than $100.00?
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Are you an adult?
Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
Ever won a spelling bee?
Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Are you a television addict?
Do you think O.J. is guilty?
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
On a swing?
Do you like Elvis?
Do you enjoy watching animals have sex on the Discovery channel?
Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
Are you a sugar freak?
When you hear a knock on the door, do you think that its the cops?
Ever been arrested?
Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Actually, do you like orange juice?
What sign are you?
Where do you wish you were right now?

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