October 8th, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

# Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

# If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

# Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

# Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

# Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”

# Practice making fax and modem noises.

# Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc.” them to your boss.

# Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

# Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”

# Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

# Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.

# Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

# Adjust the background color on your email so that all your email correspondence is in green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

# Staple papers in the middle of the page.

# Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.

# Honk and wave to strangers.

# Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

# TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE..

# type only in lowercase.

# dont use any punctuation either

# Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

# Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”

# As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

# Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, “no, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.

# Ask people what gender they are.

# While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

# Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

# Sing along at the opera.