October 31st, 2008 by MySpace Bulletins

> Arthur Davidson (inventor of the Harley) dies and goes to
heaven……..
> >>
> >>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good
man
> >>and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can
hang
> >>out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
> >>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang
out
> >>with God.”
> >>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
> >>God recognised Arthur and commented, “Okay, so
> >>you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?”
> >>Arthur said, “Yep, that’s me.”
> >>God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s
pretty
> >>unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”
> >>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said,”Excuse me,
but
> >>aren’t You the inventor of woman?”
> >>God said, “Yes.”
> >>”Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some
major
> >>design flaws in your invention:
> >>1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
> >>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> >>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> >>4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> >>5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!”
> >>”Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God,
> >>”hold on.”
> >>God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited
> >>for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read
it.
> >>”Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to
Arthur,
> >>”but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention